DATELINE WEATHER CENTRAL:
Today, amid accusations of past exotic dancing, a bevy of reporters surrounded Heather Tesh, the popular Weather Channel presenter, as she left the studio. Tesh, with a toss of her hair, told the reporters, “Why don’t you take a flying leap into a rain gauge?”
It is still unknown whether or not Tesh will file suit, or if so, against whom. The Fan dancing allegations of one “Dark Skies” an anonymous source, have yet to be confirmed.
In looking through an old College Yearbook, more possible sources have been uncovered. “How would I know?” said Ms. Molly Felder, a classmate of Tesh. “I didn’t and don’t patronize Exotic Showbars!” Another classmate’s only response was, “Darn! I missed it!”
In a conference call today, Dark Skies said, “Bring on the lawyers! I know other people who saw Tesh ‘Fan dancing’. Bring ‘em on!”
This story continues swirling like a Tornado around The Weather Channel. tom vickers
