GOD IS A MALE–(JUST LOOK AT THE STATE OF THE WORLD!)


Hello again, Gentle Reader—-Have you ever questioned the gender of God? I don’t want to offend anybody so let’s get one thing clear- I believe in a Supreme Being. I know that many religions worship goddesses, but the Big Kahuna must be male. Clues abound to this theory. No Goddess would countenance Monday Night Football, dirty underwear, boxing, a sink full of dirty dishes, pickup trucks, microwave pizza, firearms, Playboy Magazine, mail-order-brides, brothels, sports bars, the “F” word, war, The Three Stooges, day old bread, Hard Rock, NASCAR, re-cycled socks and tractor pulls. Besides, my ex-wives swear that if God were a woman he would have done a better job creating men.–tomvickers@suddenlink.net

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