I “Channel” Jim Morrison (Also, Will Rogers and a Hillbilly)

tom-5.jpg HELLO GENTLE READER–I’m amazed! So many of you have tuned into my “I Channel” postings. THANK YOU! Well, let’s put ‘er in gear and see what happens! EENY-MEENY-CHILI-BEANY, the spirits are about to speak: Anybody there? Hello. Hell-ooo? Oh, my bad! I forgot to turn on the crystal. Sorry! Anybody there?….”I’ve never met a man I didn’t like.”….Will? Is this Will Rogers?….”Well, not in the corporeal sense, buddy.”….Is it really true that you’ve never met a man you didn’t like?….” In all honesty, I don’t care much for Dick Cheney.”….”Howdy, ya’ll.”….Hello, Jed. What’s happening on the lower forty?….”We had to “put-down” ‘ole Jenny!”….”Don’t ya’ love her madly? Don’t ya’ love her way? Tell me what you say.”….Jim Morrison! I’m so excited to meet you!….”I think this here “New Deal” thing is hotter’n a firecracker!”….”Come on baby light my fire.”….Guys! Guys! One at a time, please! OK, that’s better. How do you like Paris, Jim?….”The trouble with France, is, it’s filled with the French.”….Jim, now don’t be an ugly American! You’re in the “City of Lights”…..”Anybody gotta’ light?”…Marlboro man, those things will kill you! Oh, I’m sooo sorry! I wasn’t thinking. Please forgive me!….”JJJenny wwwas the bbbbest mule ever! Sorry fellers. This has just stomped all over my heart!”….I’m so sorry. Is there anything I can do?…..”Gimme a light, please.”    tom vickers