I “Channel” Daniel Boone (Also, Daniel Webster and The Book of Daniel)


tom-5.jpg¬†HELLO GENTLE READER–Feel like a little “spirit-surfing”? Let’s graze on the vibes, shall we?….EENY-MEENY-CHILI-BEANY, the spirits are about to speak…”The devil went down to Georgia, he was lookin’ for a soul to steal!”….Charlie Daniels? You’re not dead yet, man!….Oh, Mr. Webster, it’s you. You just like the song, huh! Me too”….”If it be so, our God whom we serve is able to deliver us from the burning, fiery furnace.”….”Amen to that! I had a close call with that furnace myself, Daniel; I was able to talk myself out of it, though!”….”Right over yonder, through that there gap, is the new land of ‘Kain-tuck’! They got good whiskey, horse racin’ and a real good basketball team!”….”I ate no pleasant bread, neither came flesh nor wine to my mouth, neither did I annoint myself at all, till three whole weeks were fulfilled.”…..”Who-eee, I bet you was powerful hungry after three whole weeks, man!”….”I went down to tha’ crossroads–got down on my knees!”….Robert Johnson? What’s going on here?….”Drink the Koolaid! Drink the Koolaid, children! This world is no longer ours to enjoy.”….Jim Jones? Good Lord, this is getting eerie!….”Blessed is he that waiteth, and cometh to the three thousand three hundred and five and thirty days!”….This isn’t working out at all. I won’t open these doors again!….”And the Comet Hale Bop shall deliver us.”…..I’m outta’ here! Wonder what Buddy Holley is up to?¬† tom vickers