WTO and $5.00 Coffee (Yoda, Wherefore Art Thou?)


fascismposter.jpg DATELINE CHARLESTON, WV:

In a suprising move today, the WTO has enlisted the services of a division of the elite “Storm Troopers”. This in anticipation of the disruption of their their annual meeting. This year’s meeting is being held Applachia, long a hotbed of “rebel” activity.

All Starbuck Coffee shops are closing for this event. A spokesman for Starbuck’s said, “This will be a fully decaffeinated event”. When asked for comment, Yoda, a longtime opponent of the Imperial WTO, “Stop us, they won’t. Force will not be denied, coffee we must have.”

In a related story, R2D2 admitted he was the father of Brittney Spears’ latest child. C#PO expressed shock and disgust at this news.   tom vickers

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  1. […] erika1goddess wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerpt Dateline Alpha Centuri—-In a suprising move today the WTO has enlisted the services of the elite “Storm Trooper” division of the Orion system. This in anticipation of the disruption of their their annual meeting. This year’s meeting is being held in the Alderon system, long a hotbed of “rebel” activity. All Starbuck Coffee shops are closing for this event. A spokesman for Starbuck’s said, “This will be a fully decaffeinated event”. When asked for comment, Yoda, a longtime opponent of the Imperial WTO, “Stop us, they won’t. Force will not be denied, coffee we must have.” In a related story, R2D2 admitted he was the father of Brittney Spears’ latest child. Darth Vader could not be reached or comment.   tom vickers […]

  2. Starbucks doesnt take Imperial money anyway.

  3. They do, however, take “Rebel” credits!

  4. I was young, I needed the money.us

  5. […] kinhdoanh360 wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerpt Dateline Alpha Centuri—-In a suprising move today the WTO has enlisted the services of the elite “Storm Trooper” division of the Orion system. This in anticipation of the disruption of their their annual meeting. This year’s meeting is being held in the Alderon system, long a hotbed of “rebel” activity. All Starbuck Coffee shops are closing for this event. A spokesman for Starbuck’s said, “This will be a fully decaffeinated event”. When asked for comment, Yoda, a longtime opponent of the Imperial WTO, “Stop us, they won’t. Force will not be denied, coffee we must have.” In a related story, R2D2 admitted he was the father of Brittney Spears’ latest child. Darth Vader could not be reached for comment.   tom vickers […]

  6. Finally reached, Vader advised those attending to bring a thermos of “Dark Side” coffee. No sugar or cream; just “Dark” Roast blend!


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