JFK Co-Conspirator Nabbed (Puss-‘n-Boots Cornered)

kittenholdup.jpg JUST IN! After a five hour stand-off ,”Puss-‘n-Boots” was finally apprehended! Sources say this is just the tip of the iceberg. Also being sought are “Top Cat” and “Silvester”. Do not approach these felines. They are to be considered armed and dangereous. If you have any knowledge of their whereabouts, contact your local authorities at 1-800-555- catnip. Also wanted for questioning are “Cat Stevens” and “The Lion King”.   tom vickers