Ninja Warrior Update (The Pope to Intervene?)


pope-pomp.jpg¬†DATELINE VATICAN CITY—After Godzilla’s unholy romp through the popular TV set of “Ninja Warrior”, a spokesman for The Vatican said that all due consideration will be given to an exorcism by The Holy See. If you missed it, Godzilla appeared on the show under false pretenses and nearly destroyed Mt. Midoriama. A special Mass has already been said for this show. Said the Pope, “Mess with my favorite show, will you? You are messing with the wrong guy.” In a sepatare story, security for His Holiness has been substantially increased.¬†¬† tom vickers