I “Channel” Dr. Mengele (Also, Dr. Suess and Dr. Pepper)


I’ve been quite busy lately and haven’t had a chance to use the ol’ crystal. Let’s dust it off and seance’, shall we?

EENY-MEENY-CHILI-BEANY, the spirits are about to speak…Hello? Hello? Anybody there? HELLO!…”I vas only following orders!”…Dr. Mengele? Is that you?…”Yawohl, it is me.”…This is the first time we’ve talked. I really don’t know what to ask. I’m not sure that I’m uh, mmm, uh, how do I say this diplomatically? Well, you’re a Nazi, for goodness sake…”Burp!”…Dr. Pepper? Wow! What a crystal! I’ve never channeled a consumable before…”I’ve channeled this, I’ve channeled that, I’ve channeled the Cat in the Hat!”…Dr. Suess, old friend! Welcome! It’s been a while. How are you?…”It isn’t fair, it isn’t right, to channel Dr. Pepper this very night!” Sorry, Suess, he just showed up. Not my fault…”10, 2 and 4! Burp! Wouldn’t you like to be a Pepper, too?”…Suess, I think you’re right; I hate that song!…”BURP!”…Suess? Are you drinking the Dr. Pepper?…”BURP! Ve have vays of making you talk!”…You too Mengele? Folks, I’m not comfortable channeling Nazis…”I’m making War Kittens in the Lab!”…War Kittens?…”A little of this, a little of that, you can make war with his new cat“…Good grief!…”BURP!”…”BURP“…I’m outta’ here!   tom vickers

P.S. Sorry for no photo. It wouldn’t upload. Then again, it’s a picture of me. You may be relieved.  tv