Dyslexic Jeopardy, With Axel Betrec…


HELLO GENTLE READERS,

¬†WELCOME EVERYBODY! IT’S TIME FOR DYSLEXIC JEOPARDY; WHERE THE ANSWERS ARE IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION! AND NOW, YOUR HOST, AXEL TREBEC!”

“Thanks Johnny. Let’s meet the contestants. First we have a Hooker from Hoboken, Bambi Heysailor. Next, a Bookie from Dallas, Billy Bob Roberts and finally, our returning champion, a Convicted Felon from St. Louis, Andy “Three-Finger” Lefew.”

“Let’s play Dyslexic Jeopardy. A coin toss earlier determined that Bambi will start us off. Choose a category, Bambi.”…”I’ll take Potion Mictures, Axel.”…HE PLAYED THE LEAD IN THE GRADUATE..Bzzzt!…”Uh, Uh! Shoot! I didn’t graduate, Axel!”…”Sorry, Bambi.”…Bzzzt!…”Who is Mot Cruise, Axel?”…”Sorry.”…”Who is Dustin Ffhoman, Axel?”….”Correct, Billy Bob. Choose!”…”I’ll take Lamous Fadies, Axel.”…SHE SAID LET THEM EAT KACE…Bzzzt!…”Who is Tammy Wynette, Axel?”…”Nooo. Sorry, Bambi.”….Bzzzt!…”Who is Marie Tantoineet, Axel?”…”Correct, Three-Fingers. Now, choose a category.”…”I’ll take Fonvicted Celons Axel.”…How did I know you were going to say that?”…SHE REDECORATED EVERY BELL IN THE CLOCK…Bzzzt…”Who is Martha Washington, Axel?”…”Nooo. Sorry, Bambi.”…Bzzzt…”Who is Startha Mewart, Axel.”…”Correct. Now for a commercial break! ¬†

Tom and LaVerna Vickers