McJuana’s (Golden Arches, Dude!)


DATELINE LA:

McDonald’s Corporation announced a spin-off company today in California. It will be called McJuana’s and cater to a special consumer. “It’s a risk, we admit, but, the “High”, uh, er, upside potential is enormous“, said Marketing director, Wayne McBride.

Market experts say the strategy is sound. “After a ‘trip’ to McJuana’s, a stop at McDonalds for munchies is likely, thus creating two profit centers“, said one such expert.

If the California ‘experiment’ works out, we will lobby for full legalization“, said McBride.

We shall see if this idea goes “Up in Smoke”.