SLEEPYTIME TEA (Yawn…Excuse Me!)


A spokesman for the popular SleepyTime Tea brand announced today that a new advertising campaign is underway. “People just aren’t getting eough sleep these days. Everybody’s lives are so hectic. We want to do our part to help out a ‘cranky’ America,” said Mr. Michael Sheet. “We just ask that people drive responsably. Get a designated driver while enjoying our products,” he continued.

Starbuck’s could not be reached for comment.

Mmmm! Not bad. Suits me to a “Tea”. Nighty-night. Zzzzzz.  tom vickers