Dr. Suess Predicts Election Outcome…


HELLO GENTLE READERS,

I haven’t had the ‘ol crystal out in a while, so I thought I’d check in on my old friend Dr. Suess.

Eeny-Meeny-Chili-Beany, the spirits are about to speak…”Suess, Dr. Suess? Are you there? We haven’t talked in a while.”…


HELLO, TOM,
IT ISN’T FAIR, IT ISN’T RIGHT,
CHANGING TIME,
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!”

I’m sorry it’s affecting you so. Where are you?”…


IN WEST VIRGINIA,
AND, YOU CAN QUOTE,
IT’S THE ONLY PLACE
A DEAD MAN CAN VOTE!”

So, who do you think will win the presidency?”…


I’LL PREDICT IT NOW,
AND, SAVE ALL THE DRAMA,
AND—THE WINNER IS…
BARACK OBAMA!

Suess, it’s been really nice talking to you, but blogging eats up a lot of satellite bandwidth !”…

Tom Vickers