McBlowjobs-Billions Served…

HELLO GENTLE READERS,

I have in on good authority that Ronald McDonald and The Burger King were lovers. They were considering formalizing their relationship in Boston, Ma.

In this age of buyouts, consolidations and outsourcing, Wall Street was holding its breath over this affair. Well, I guess as this sordid scene outside of a McDonalds in Key West shows, the relationship between the two lovebirds is over.

Hmmmm, is that for here or to go? Do you want it supersized?

Put that on your Value Menu!

Tom Vickers