New From Homeland Security–Tampon Cam…


tamponcamHELLO GENTLE READERS,

Yes America, you can sleep easier tonight with the full knowledge that the Department of Homeland Security is ever vigilent. With the advent of female suicide bombers on the rise, a new ruse, the Tampon Cam, is being employed. It is our understanding that Homeland Security is this very moment filling vending machines around the world with this marvel of security technology.

When asked, a spokesman who chose to remain anonymous, said “It’s a bloody good idea“!

Tom Vickers