What Ya’ Got in the Basket Bitch?…


redriderHELLO GENTLE READERS,

Once upon a time there was a girl named Little Red Riding Hood. She was headed to the inner city of Nettie, WV with a basket of goodies for her grandma (now we know how the word “hood” was added to her name). On her way to the Projects, she had to pass through the wilds of Ward Road. The attached photo shows her just exiting the woods at Deer Creek, WV.

As we snapped the photo, a big, bad wolf appeared and was heard to say, “What ya got in the basket, bitch?” Our intrepid heroine pulled a 9mm Smith & Wesson out of the basket and drilled the wolf between the eyes.

It was only a few minutes later that an agent of the WV Department of Natural Resources showed up and detained Red. She is awaiting a bond hearing on the charge of shooting a wolf out of season.

If you wish to contribute money to the Red Riding Hood Defense Fund please send it to Tom Vickers and LaVerna Huey.

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