Nettie, WV to Secede From Texas…


hillbillyHELLO GENTLE READERS,

Following the lead of Texas’ governor, the city council of Nettie, West Virginia voted 2 to 1 to secede from the Great State of Texas. “It’s high time that we Nettie folks were freed from the tyranny of Texas. We’re tired of those Texas folk opening up Taco Bells‘ in our great town. And what about those foreign imports like Texas Pete Hot Sauce. Not a single person living in Nettie has ever had a job at Texas Pete. Yes, it’s time we Nettieians breathed the clean air of independence,” said an anonymous source at the Go Mart.

Tom Vickers and LaVerna Huey