Fluorescent Puppy Found In Nettie, WV…


glow-dogHELLO GENTLE READERS,

Wow! Interesting news out of little, idyllic Nettie, WV. An honest-to-God glow in the dark puppy has been discovered. “You can’t imagine how surprised I was chasing that glowy thing out of my trash cans,” exclaimed Billy Bob Armyboot!”

While many might think it’s another transgenic animal experiment, the simple truth of the matter is that Hector’s puppy spilled Daisy’s jar of lightening bugs into the Kibbles N’ Bits. “It’ll wear off in a couple of days,” said the local Vet.

Tom Vickers and LaVerna Huey