Nettie, WV Bans Peeing In Public…

supermarket-pee1HELLO GENTLE READERS,

Yes it’s true. The little, idyllic town of Nettie bans public urination. After the above-pictured event occurred at the Nettie Go Mart, the town council took quick action.

Billy Bob Armyboot commented, “I don’t what they’re thinking! Not allowing peeing in public is sure going to fill the jail every Saturday night

We’ll just have to see how this story flows.

Tom Vickers and LaVerna Huey