“Loch Nettie Monster” Captured On Film…


great-white-coast-guardDATELINE–SUMMERSVILLE LAKE:

HELLO GENTLE READERS,

There is startling news out of the Central Highlands of West Virginia. A local resident, Billy Bob Armyboot, was fishing for muskie when a National Guard Helicopter flying over Summersville Lake was attacked.

Damndest thing I ever saw. Sum’bitch lept outta’ the water and attacked that whirly bird,” said Billy Bob.

There have been rumors of a lake monster in Summersville Lake for years. Robert C. Byrd, senator from the Great State of West Virginia, promised to start an investigation after naptime.

Tom Vickers and LaVerna Huey

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