New From McDonalds, McButtocks Burger…


HELLO GENTLE READERS,anus burger

Wow! What will those clever folks at McDonald’s think up next? As the attached-photo shows, McDonald’s has chosen a previous untapped source of protein–that being American obesity. You must admit that McDonald’s has shown absolute genius in their business strategy. First you “fatten up” America on hamburgers, fries and milkshakes and then you harvest the fruits of the Value Menu.

So, please exercise and eat right. Do not!! I repeat, do not let McDonald’s make an ass out you!

Tom and LaVerna Vickers