Ronald MacDonald Sought For Questioning…


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In the never-ending battle for “burger-dollars”, a new low seems to have been hit. Ronald MacDonald, the cheery clown from MacDonald’s, is being sought for questioning by the authorities. It seems that a figure dressed in a clown costume has been burning down Burger King’s.

A spokesman for MacDonald’s says that Ronald has an alibi for each arson incident.

Tom and LaVerna Vickers