New From Mattell–“Suicide Bomber Barbie”…


jihad_barbieHELLO GENTLE READERS,

You knew it was just a matter of time before those intrepid marketers at Mattell tapped the Jihad market. Yes, this little terrorist beauty comes complete with plastique, detonator and that “devil-may-care” Jihad attitude. You and your friends will have hours of fun as she blows up all of your decadent Western Barbies. (Al Qaida funding not included).

Tom and LaVerna Vickers