Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program…


HELLO GENTLE READERS,

I witnessed a crime; not a big crime as crimes go but, a crime nevertheless. I reported Billy Bob catching eight beautiful rainbow trout. The problem is that we have a six trout creel limit. After reporting Billy Bob to the DNR, I’ve received threats. The rumor out of the Nettie GO-MART is that Billy Bob’s friends are after me. We here in beautiful Nicholas County, WV take our sport fishing seriously.

I’ve decided to take drastic measures and go into hiding. I’m going to enter the Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program. So, any day now, as you’re watching from behind the curtain, a disguised 50-something may knock on your door and offer you salvation. Please be kind and take the offered Watchtower Magazine. It could be me!

Tom and LaVerna Vickers