“Statue-tory” Rape–Got Milk?…


HELLO GENTLE READERS,

It is with great regret that we must report a sex crime in the world famous Smithsonian Institute. Yes, a statue tempted an infant with her exposed breasts. As the attached picture shows, the District Attorney in D.C. should have no problem making a case for “Statue-tory Rape”.

Tom and LaVerna Vickers