Canned Tan…


HELLO GENTLE READERS,

Ah, there is nothing quite like the glow of a well-tanned person. It speaks of youth, vigor and health. It recalls to us those wonderful, idle times spent at the beach or poolside. Well friends, we at TV’s Weblog are proud to introduce our latest in a long series of fine products, Canned Tan.

Yes, you’ll amaze your friends as you transform from that pasty, pale countenance to a magnificent pecan, mahogany or walnut burnished appearance. Not since our introduction of Marijuana Chia Pets has a product generated so much excitement. 

Order now as supplies are limited! 

Offer prohibited in Iran, Iraq, Syria, and New Jersey. Five-year olds not included.

Tom and LaVerna Vickers