Mayan Apocalypse Prediction Wrong! Don’t Max-out Your Visa!…


Do not, I repeat, do not max out your credit cards prior to December 22, 2012. The Dresden Codex has been misinterpreted. It does not foretell the end of the world, it foretells the coming of the Mayan god of war. Whew, I was getting worried. I haven’t even been nominated for a Nobel Prize yet. I’m really relieved…wait, god of war? This doesn’t sound too promising.

OK, ignore everything you’ve read so far. Go ahead and max-out those cards.

Tom and LaVerna Vickers