Flat Earth Society…


“Tom, can you loan me $20,” asked a friend? “Probably,” I replied. “What do you need it for,” I queried? “My dues for the FLAT EARTH SOCIETY are overdue“, he answered. “Flat Earth Society? Surely you don’t really believe that the earth is flat”, I inquired? “Yes, I know its true,” he extorted! “I think that Christopher Columbus would disagree,” I exclaimed! “Soooo, your best witness is dead,” he taunted. “Yeah, you’re right,” I agreed. “So is the guy on the $20 bill!”

Tom and LaVerna Vickers