Candy Corn, The Original GMO – Accept No Substitutes…


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HELLO GENTLE READERS,

We here at TV’s Weblog have postulated for years that all of the Candy Corn in the world was manufactured in 1911 and has just been recycled every Halloween for over a century now. I mean, come on now, have you ever eaten a piece of Candy Corn that was fresh? Of course not!

Well, not so fast! We have come up with an alternate theory. Candy Corn was the first genetically modified, dare I use the word, food. Test results are not in yet, but we believe it is corn recombined with redwood trees, yellow crayons and discarded Muppet fur.

Monsanto has declined comment on this matter. Look for further updates.

Tom and LaVerna Vickers

 

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