Peeing in Public–A Real Lift. Depends!…


HELLO GENTLE READERS,

In a previous posting, Peeing While Driving, we here at TV’s Weblog introduced our new catheters. Our original marketing plan was to provide relief to drivers. Research shows that needing to pee while driving was equivalent to having a 0.05% alcohol blood level.

Due to overwhelming demand for our Driving Catheter we have decided to introduce our Sport Model.

Please contact this blog for further information.

Offer not valid in Iran, Iraq, North Korea, Syria, Afghanistan or any other hostile or cold country. Offer not valid on weekends, because we’re lazy.

Tom and LaVerna VickersĀ 

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