Amsterdam Barbie, New From Mattell…


HELLO GENTLE READERS,

Watching the stock ticker the other day I noticed that Mattell was showing lower than expected earnings. I guess desperate times call for desperate measures.

So, OO-LA-LA! Mattell has shown a great deal of courage with its new offering-”Amsterdam Barbie”. You’ll be ”hooked” on this little cutie as she bumps and grinds her way into your heart. Your friends will be amazed as Ken spends his weekly paycheck for an hour of bliss with this little Dutch hottie. (Condoms sold separately).

Tom and Laverna Vickers