Al Qaida Embraces Jesus of Nazareth…



This just in from our White House secret source, High Cheek Bones…

On this fine Easter Sunday, it has come to our attention that Al Qaida and, in fact, all of Islam has accepted Jesus of Nazareth as a prophet. Granted, they feel his message has been a bit skewed over the centuries, but Islam accepts Jesus as a prophet nonetheless. We’re fairly certain that the chocolate bunnies distributed by Homeland Security had nothing to do with this development.

Oh, wait a minute, excuse me a second…..

We’ve just received a phone call from our investigative researcher regarding this important late breaking discovery…..

Oops, it seems we’re about 1400 years too late.

Tom Vickers and LaVerna Huey