DATELINE LANCASTER, PA:
A rumor was being whispered about that the Amish, a secretive religious sect, is going to open up a new Airlines. The source, a defrocked Elder, says they are going to name it “Amish Airways”. They will liberialize their stance on machinery for this endeavor.
The picture above was secretly taken wih a Zoom lens and, shows their “maiden” flight. The flight landed in an Oat field for re-fueling.
Wonder how the food is? tom vickers
