Cattle Mutilation Prevention, As Seen On TV…


HELLO GENTLE READERS,

Are you losing sleep from the noise of Apache Helicopters? Worried about your cud-chewing compatriots? Losing stock off the range due to those pesky mutilators? Well friends, your worries are over! Yes, TV’s Weblog is now offering a cattle camouflaging service. Hide your cows in plain site and get those painted ungulates safely to the slaughter house. This is an environmentally safe product and will not run (the paint, not the cow).

This is for a limited time only. Offer not valid in Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, North Korea, Iceland, Greenland or any other dangerous  or really cold place.

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Tom and LaVerna Vickers