Holy Piss Ladies, We’ve Finally Arrived…


Well, we here in Nettie have finally arrived!  After long years of Women’s Sufferage, Women’s Lib, Equal Opportunity, Title 9, etc., the ladies of Nettie, West Virginia have finally won a major battle.

In psychology classes in college, we discussed Sigmund Freud and, among other things, penis envy.  To be honest, I have had a tremendous amount of jealousy toward my male counterparts for being able to pee standing up.

While science has yet to invent a feasible way to potty on my feet (there is a little collapsible cup thingy I saw in an outdoors magazine with a little plastic weiner on the end, but YUCK!  who wants to carry that thing after using it) the local IGA has given us a HUGE step in the right direction.

Yes, ladies, we finally have a urinal in the ladies room!!!

Now I only need to figure out a way to use it and not get that pink disk whoomy doozit in my hoochy coochy hair.

Oh, well.  At least it’s a start…

LaVerna and Tom Vickers